Just a few questions I have...?

1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?


2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


3. Why can't women put on mascara without opening their mouths?


4. Why doesn't the clue stick to the inside of the bottle?


5. Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


6. Why is abbreviated such a long word?


7. Why is a boxing ring square?


8. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


9. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


10. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?


11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the radio?


12. Why is lemon juice made from artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?


13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


14. Why is the third hand of a watch called the second hand?


15. Why do we need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink %26amp; drive?

Just a few questions I have...?
16. Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?


17. Why are they called buildings if they are already built?


18. Why do you drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway?


19. How can a wise man and a wiseguy be opposites, while a slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing?
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Reply:Because thats the way it is.######
Reply:ahh my head is hurting from reading all of those sorry I can't answer=[
Reply:I have never in my life failed a test so miserably. I got a 0 out of 15. I am so sad and depressed right now.
Reply:interesting
Reply:Really great questions!!! I have seen some in differents emails I have received and I didn't know the answers then.
Reply:wat 2 many questions thanks for the2 points though.
Reply:Because if we knew every thing life would be too easy There needs to be some mystery and questions
Reply:Ask Jeeves.
Reply:those are really funny. They`re not actually real questions...more of an observation, right? Doesn`t matter, I gave you a star!


I especially like #3, I watch for it though!
Reply:those are some interesting questions you have. i'd like to answer ques 3 and 14


3. most women can put mascera on without opening their mouths, but they don't really relize they're doing it.


14. the third hand on a watch is called a second hand because it counts the seconds!
Reply:ah so true!!!!!!! i cant even answer you deserve a star!!! *
Reply:why do they use roman numerals to date a movie
Reply:1. Vampire protection


2. The sun likes hair


3. They have to take in deep breaths and concentrate in order to apply the mascara properly,


4. The glue has a restraining order


5. Because most psychics don't squander their gifts


6. It's long because it can serve as an example for long words that need to be abbreviated.


7. The ring is square because the designers were squares


8. They lied


9. The real thing will never come


10. The rain is more dramatic, the snow is more graceful. Rain drops like it's commiting suicide, snow falls like a lady.


11. You need to concentrate


12. Lemons make more money in dishwashing liquid


13. He breaks your money


14. Because it wants to feel special


15. You should take this one to the courts.
Reply:aiight here we go





1. So people don't get a sunburn.


2. Because we have less hair on our skin, but still some.


3. Because we're concetrating lol


4. Because clue doesn't stick to anything


5. Because psychic are too stupid to tell their own future.


6. Because it's not abbreviated.


7. Because it's a box....


8. Because it's shaped like glue.


9. Because obviously some doctors need practice...


10. Because you gotta let the rain fall down (Hilary Duff)


11. Because it makes things so complicated (Avril Lavigne)


12. Because what you see is what you get


13. Because he has no money to invest for himself


14. Because the person who invented watches can't count


15. Because you have to have some identification when you crash and die, because you were drinking and driving
Reply:1. so the dead don't return as zombies.


2. light waves, pigmant, and filiment.


3. stretching out the face muscles wields better control.


4. it takes a chemical reaction with the air to make glue stick.


5. psychics don't work that way


6. it's not abbreviated. like this: abbrvtd


7. so each man has a corner.


8. it sticks to your lips.


9. they are always trying to improve.


10. gravity.


11. to concentrate.


12. real lemon juice is to bitter to handle. lemon zest is all you need.


13. he makes others broke.


14. it counts seconds as opposed to minutes and hours.


15. you just need identification.








Why do we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway?
Reply:1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?becaus e u dont want bugs eating ur loved ones!


2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?because are hair was already dark!


3. Why can't women put on mascara without opening their mouths?because we have to move are whole faces so we wont mess up!


4. Why doesn't the clue stick to the inside of the bottle?wierd question!


5. Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?because most phsyics only know about stuff in their lives!


6. Why is abbreviated such a long word?funny idk


7. Why is a boxing ring square?idk they should make it round!


8. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?some lipstick does make ur lips stick!


9. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?idk


10. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?because snow is solid!


11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the radio?because some people cant multitask!


12. Why is lemon juice made from artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?its not its artificial lemon smell!


13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?idk


14. Why is the third hand of a watch called the second hand?idk thats something they should change!


15. Why do we need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink %26amp; drive? because people are stupid!





hope i helped!:)
Reply:a coffin lid is nailed shut to keep grave robbers out


differient pigmentation causes the differient colors


women can not do anything without opening their mouths


dont have a clue


psychics can not do numbers


becuse it is


before the ring as we know it today came into effect, the ring was a circle drawn in the dirt.


because it sticks to the lips


it is practice becasue they are trying to get it right


differient molecular structure


so you can hear yourself cussing


dont know


becasue that is usually how you end up.


because it marks seconds of time


to prove you are over 21
Reply:So you can't get out..


Cause it just does..


No way...


Cause it's sticky..


LOL....... Sorry got tried
Reply:I'm bored, so here goes nothing...





1. old tradition, I suppose??


2. very good question!


3. I rarely wear mascara... next time I do, I'm trying that.


4. theatrics of course


5. haha


6. it should be abbreviated to abbr.


7. dunno... it should be called a "boxing square"


8. it's a stick of lip stuff?


9. because the patients are only practice runs for their knowledge =]


10. you're getting too smart for me


11. I don't, but my parents do... they say it helps them focus.


12. well pure lemon juice of course is nothing but lemon juice... but fruit flavored drinks rarely have real fruit... it's stupid! i dunno why!


13. you go broke... haha


14. I'm confused


15. to prove that you're old enough... but that is a good point. probably so they know that you're at least a legal driver while you're illegally driving.
Reply:1. i didnt know they nailed coffin lids down. but if they do maybe its for in case they drop the coffin at a funeral it wont open up and the body wont fall out.


2. good question


3. its a natural reflex, we think we can get to the eye better.


4. doesnt stick to plastic


5. because they dont want people to know that cause it will cause chaos


6. who knows


7. cause thats just how it is


8. cause the lip color is on a stick


9. cause they are all the time practicing even though its the real thing


10. it just sounds good


11. helps you think better


12. lol who knows


13. another good question


14. i have no answer to that


15. to show proof of how old you are
Reply:So they cant get out


Its evil lol


Women always have there mouths open lol


Magic


Psychic are not real--They call in to find out were there cab's are.


Is it?


A box is square


Its a stick for your lips


Practice's makes perfect


Rain drops falling on my window:)


To concentrate


Who care's what its made from as long as the dish is clean:)


Stocks will crash and we all will be brokers


Second, Third who's counting


To verify age
Reply:1. so that they can't come back to haunt me!


2. because hair and skin are two different things


3. not all do that, I don't put on mascara at all!


4. because they didn't use superglue!


5. If a person were psychic, they wouldn't sell the tickets to them!


6. It is a long word because if it wasn't then it wouldn't make any sense!


7. It's a place where you put your boxing rings in.


8. Because it's makeup that you want to stick on your lips


9. Because without any doctors doing practice we could all die! *dying*


10. because snow is bigger and it's falling towards me! *screams*


11. so that you can concentrate better. Duh!


12. So that it is edible


13. because he brakes you spiritually, physically and mentally.


14. because people don't want to count that high! obviously!


15. Because the cops are getting out of business.





Does that answer your questions? Now can you please answer mine?
Reply:1.screws are harder to pry open


2.It knows blacks like blond hair,and whites wanna be dark


3.they can't do anything with it shut.


4.its clostaphobic


5.Cause they make too much faking it


6.abbr. isn't


7.its the box thats square


8.same as 3


9.cause it makes thier customers more patient


10.like taking a poop and giving a $h1t


11.so you don't get lost in the music


12.why is a bad car a lemon artificial parts


13.cause when hes done with you your broker


14.becaused it was used first.(moves faster)(second handed)


15.Just like a marriage license your shut off after using it.
Reply:hold on a sec, you call this a few?