Saturday, July 24, 2010

Have you heard that Obama and Nixon have some very eerie similiarities?

Nixon and Obama both went to Brown College.


Nixon and Obama both flunked out of law school the first time they tried. Both of them were then supported by their wifes the second time they went through.


Nixon and Obama were born exactly thirty six years apart.


Obama actually met Richard Nixon in 1987. Obama was ten years old at the time. Nixon took a liking to Obama and is supposed to have given him some sort of arcane book.


Obama's former top aide has the last name of Johnson. Nixon's vice president also had the last name of Johnson.


Nixon's middle name is Milhous. Obama's middle name Vilhous.


Obama attended the funeral of Nixon. Afterwards he was wisked away in a private meeting with Nixon's family and former cabinet members. There they gave Obama a silver necklace and burned into his skin the letters "RCS". There is speculation that they stand for Raven's Claw Society.

Have you heard that Obama and Nixon have some very eerie similiarities?
Most of your statements are false, but I will give you a true fact which is really scary, but do not tell anyone because it is a very closely guarded secret:





Are you sitting down? If not please do so...





Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are distant cousins!!!!!





What could be scarier than that?





Does this mean that Barack Obama is really a war monger like Dick Cheney?





Does this mean that Barack Obama is really a right wing extremist like Dick Cheney?





There is no end to the horrors that one can think up for someone who is a distant cousin of Dick Cheney.
Reply:And they're both human beings. What a small world.
Reply:Obama's middle name is not Vilhous.





Just don't worry about his middle name, that seems to put the cons in like some sort of paleolithic frenzy or something.
Reply:Archie Bunker lives again.


You are a Dingbat!
Reply:I am speechless and amazed...but surprised that you missed the important fact mentioned by Lamplighter (EDIT which has apparently been deleted??).





But what is the connection between Brown and Hogwarts, is there a Ravenclaw connection at Brown?
Reply:Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein, which is really true, and he went to Columbia University for his undergraduate degree and Harvard Law School for his graduate degree, not Brown. Obama was born born August 4, 1961 and Nixon was born on January 9, 1913, which is a hell of a lot more than exactly 36 years apart. Obama may have met nixon, but that is about the only true statement you listed.
Reply:As it turns out you're absolutely wrong on almost all counts. His middle name isn't Vilhous, no letter were 'burned into his skin', they DON'T have the same birthday so they WEREN'T born exactly thirty six years apart, Obama DIDN'T flunk out of law school, he DIDN'T go to Brown, and there is no Ravens Claw Society. So what's left? Not much. Nice try though. How's that medication working out for you?
Reply:Oh my word, two guys who made it into the relatively rariefied field of top presidental candidates have lots of stuff in common.





Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. I think we have a regular conspiracy goin' on, Myrtle!
Reply:There are several untruths in your little story here.
Reply:So you're saying that because Obama has a love for Nixon he's like him? Whoa, then I do have a future cause I love Angelina Jolie.
Reply:You have read too many books like the DaVinci Code! I'll grant you the mundane similarities, but when it comes to secret societies and arcane books, I'm outa here.





Nixon, as much as I hated him at the time (And I still have an unused bumper sticker that says, "Lick Dick in '72.") has become one of my favorite Republican presidents. Can you imagine any of the current bunch coming up with the foodstamp program. Nixon was a liberal! A potty-mouth, mind you, but in the end, he can be viewed as a good president.
Reply:“Nixon and Obama were born exactly thirty six years apart.”


Fact: They were born 48 yrs 7 mos apart.





“Obama actually met Richard Nixon in 1987. Obama was ten years old at the time.”


Fact: Obama was born in 1961. He could not have been 10 in 1987.





“Nixon's middle name is Milhous. Obama's middle name Vilhous.”


Fact: Obamas middle name is Hussein.





I didn't check the rest of your "facts" but I do not believe I have to.





It’s called getting your facts straight.


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