Anybody like this Spurs song i found? even spurs fans have got to agree its funny!!?

Martin Jol song to the tune of " I will survive"





First I was afraid, I was petrified


Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side


But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong


Am I a mong??, but I'll just have to carry on


and we'll be back, into 5th place


I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space


I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team


If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty











Go on now go, Bent there's the door


just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore


weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry


I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,


Oh no cause I, I will survive





As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,


I've got Tainio who is shat, %26amp; Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive


I will survive..











It took all the strength I had not to fall apart


kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt


and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights


And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!


And you see Keane, he hates me too


I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and ******* drew!


And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King?


If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!

Anybody like this Spurs song i found? even spurs fans have got to agree its funny!!?
kolo even though your arsenal and they looked good last night i hate to say it......................but yeah i like that yeah
Reply:cheers Kolo yeah whats that all about then bit of a shock to see the one go he he Report It

Reply:That's brilliant.
Reply:like that one very amusing
Reply:From a SPURS fan - very good - except you got a bit lost on Derby County -





No probs - I like a good laugh -
Reply:i am a big spurs fan and i have to say that did make me laugh!!! i am going to find some songs on arsenal now!! lol.
Reply:That is sheer quality, absolute genius deserved of a star
Reply:very witty but i would like too see you try and sing it with a few boys at a game, it would go on forever.
Reply:brillaint mate!!!!!!!








ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:brilliant


where can u find this
Reply:hate spurs .but mate that was top class excellent
Reply:That's awesome, luv it!!!





Read in the "London Paper" a while ago that Aaron Lennon and Ledley King are the Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen(respectively)of the team, because they're(quote):


"...young, talented and ambitious - but ultimately very fragile..."





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Reply:That's one of the best football song I've heard (read). Who wrote it Daniel Levy.
Reply:yeah good one





arsenal %26gt; tottenham 4eva