Life's Unanswered Questions?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?





Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?





Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?





Why don't you ever see the headline


"Psychic Wins Lottery"?





Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?





Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?





Why is a boxing ring square?





Why is it called lipstick if


you can still move your lips?





Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?





Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?





Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,


you turn down the volume on the radio?





Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor


and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?





Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?





Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?





Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?





Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Life's Unanswered Questions?
Here's three more...





Why do we tell people who are sick to "get well soon"?


Screw that!!! Get well NOW! - Demetri Martin





Why is it that the best landscaping and gardens are found at the graveyard where everybody is dead? -Jerry Seinfeld





Why do we call the smaller packs af M%26amp;Ms as "fun-size"?


How is that more fun? -Rajiv Satyal








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Reply:Thanks man. Report It

Reply:those are some really good questions! but i can put mascara on and keep my mouth closed...if i concentrate. i've done it before!
Reply:i never thought about it that way!!


our life is just one big mystery isnt it
Reply:these were my first laugh of the day.


thanks man!
Reply:u asked those questions to which one cannot answer.it is immpossible
Reply:lol I have always wondered why I keep my mouth opened while I am putting the mascara! =)
Reply:I liked them!!
Reply:=)
Reply:This was very sensible way to go.
Reply:clever
Reply:You are good at picking the contradictories of life. Now pick up as many similarities of life , can you otherwise you will miss the second half of the life so beautiful and pulsating.
Reply:George Carlin asked these questions 30 years ago.
Reply:and why is big chuck so nice to share all these with us???





i know, i know...he wants my legendary chicken soup...........coming right up, dear sir.
Reply:lol they are so good